My favorite sweatshirt:

It’s not a threat I’m likely to carry out because I don’t put real people in my fiction unless it’s a simple reference to major personalities in the real world. I like meeting new people as I create them, and I get to know them as I write much like the reader gets to know them as they read. I might include jobs, looks, mannerisms, or quirks of people I’ve known or seen, but all the characters are fictional.
Also, there might be legal ramifications so it’s just better not to do it, even if I really, really, really want to send someone to Hell.